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'Outcomes...normally we just measure the height of the files.'
'...and here's our filing system.'
'Our filing system could perhaps benefit from a little critical analysis.'
"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"
It's our latest caseload management system, we just keep on adding files until he falls over.
Issues Flip, Issues Flop
Tags:flip flop, flip flops, u turn, u turns, u-turns, flipflop, flipflops, political flip flop, political flip flops, politician, politicians, political policy, political policies, political candidate, political candidates, political issue, political issues, bad politician, bad politicians, dishonest, dishonesty, lying politician, lying politicians, filing cabinet, filing cabinets, filing system, filing systems
'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'
'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'
Tags:personnel, personnel officer, personnel officers, interview, interviews, interviewer, interviewers, filing, filing system, filing systems, filing cabinet, filing cabinets, offices, office worker, office workers, recruitment, labelling, labels, insult, insulted, insulting, insults, jerks, creeps, losers, scum, cv, curriculum vitae
'No, you can't have my old file cabinet. I'm using it as a paper-weight for all the stuff I'm too lazy to file!'
'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'
Bob's whine cellar.
Department of Logic
Tags:filing system, filing systems, filing cabinet, filing cabinets, document, documents, important document, important documents, logic, department of logic, logician, logicians, contraposition, fallacy, fallacies, contrapositive proof, a and b, mathematical logician, mathematical logicians, organised, organized, organisation
"I have a system."
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'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'
"What's wrong with my filing system?"
'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'
Medieval Office Supplies
Office worker sitting at desk with inboxes labeled "IN' and "INcinerate.'
'Tom is having some difficulty with the new centralised information management system. He's got to put ALL his records on to it...He wrote most of them on his arm!'
'We're very committed to 'family friendly' policies. If you're having problems with childcare then just bring your son into the office.'
"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."
"I don't know how he does it, but trust me, he will find it."
Files of Doom