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'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'
Button-Down Collars of the Workplace
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'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'
'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'
'Son, the lease on your room requires you to keep the room in good order at all times.'
In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.
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"Dorothy! Your room looks like a cyclone ran through it."
"Those are my books on tidying up."
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'Get out of bed. It's nearly eleven.' - 'No, go away.' - 'Get out of bed or else!' - '...or else what?' - '...or else I turn your coat hangers the wrong way around.' - 'Okay! Wait! Wait! I'm up!'
Clean for ye Queen
The Bed Treatment
"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."
'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'
"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"
"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"
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Desert Island Slob.
"That's my sock drawer- I just wanted you to see how organized I am."
"Don't you have any sexual fantasies that don't involve me cleaning?"
'Hey! Clean up after yourself...will ya!'
"His room is always clean. Do you think we should take him to a psychologist?"
'A lifetime of Christmases. . . and not one picture of the house when it had its hair combed.'
Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.
"No surgery. It just keeps him from getting crumbs on the floor."
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"I work all day and come home to find this? A clean house!?"