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The next few years would be very litigious,
A man with a desert island on his shirt meets a man with planes on his shirt.
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"Call the boat, the beards are ready."
"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."
Tags:pickup, pickups, pick-up, pick-ups, pick up, pick ups, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, chatup, chatups, line, lines, assistance, run, runs, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers, runner, runners, jogger, joggers, jogging, cheesy, cheesiness, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, wildlife, squirrel, squirrels
A lifeguard whale underwater fails to notice that a whale has beached himself on a nearby beach.
A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.
'We'd like to help you but we're a full boat.'
"Quick—bring the jaws of lunch!"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, engine trouble, engine problem, engine problems, smoke, smoking, breakdown, breakdowns, calling for help, roadside assistance, jaws of life, rescue, rescuer, rescuers, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, lunch, lunches, meal, meals, mealtime, lunchtime, hungry, starving, hunger, food
"If we're to make a life together, you have to accept that I'm a volunteer fireman and have to be ready to picnic at a moment's notice."
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Two parents rush to rescue their kids from a New Jersey shaped ice floe.
"It's not a rescue, it's the IRS and my ex-wife's lawyer."
'I'm not loving the blue.'
"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."
'Try not to move.'
"No, the other kitten."
"If I'm drowning in my water bed at home, will you come and save me?"
'It's an application for village green status.'
"Help. I can't get WiFi out here."
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"Don't you worry, Mr. Kiernan—we'll have you out of there in no time!"
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"Who ordered the krill pizza?"
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"If I were beached, could I do this?"
"We must be in the Italian Alps."