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The next few years would be very litigious,
'Laugh as Some Might, Carl's Inflatable Tie Kept Him Afloat Until Help Arrived.'
Tags:rescue, rescued, rescuer, inflated, inflate, blow up, inflatable tie, float, floating, flotation, flotation device, ocean, oceans, ocean liner, cruise liner, cruise, cruise ship, fashion, fashions, fashionable, fashion faux pas, novel, novelty, novelty tie, novelty ties, novelties, invent, invention, sea, lost at sea, sink, sank, sunk, accident
A man with a desert island on his shirt meets a man with planes on his shirt.
Tags:shirt, shirts, t-shirt, t-shirt, shirt design, shirt designs, pattern, patterns, patterned, hawaiian shirt, hawaiian shirts, go together, goes together, going together, clash, clashes, clashing, stranded, marooned, desert island, desert islands, airplane, airplanes, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers
"You owe me five bucks."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, bad date, bad dates, marriage, marriages, married life, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, k.o., ko, knockout, out cold, unconscious, knocked out, tip, tips, rescued, rescuer, rescuer, rescuing, helpful
"Call the boat, the beards are ready."
A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.
A lifeguard whale underwater fails to notice that a whale has beached himself on a nearby beach.
"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."
Tags:pickup, pickups, pick-up, pick-ups, pick up, pick ups, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, chatup, chatups, line, lines, assistance, run, runs, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers, runner, runners, jogger, joggers, jogging, cheesy, cheesiness, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, wildlife, squirrel, squirrels
'We'd like to help you but we're a full boat.'
"Quick—bring the jaws of lunch!"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, engine trouble, engine problem, engine problems, smoke, smoking, breakdown, breakdowns, calling for help, roadside assistance, jaws of life, rescue, rescuer, rescuers, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, lunch, lunches, meal, meals, mealtime, lunchtime, hungry, starving, hunger, food
"If we're to make a life together, you have to accept that I'm a volunteer fireman and have to be ready to picnic at a moment's notice."
Tags:make a life, makes a life, making a life, build a life, builds a life, building a life, volunteer, volunteers, volunteering, volunteer fireman, fireman, firemen, danger, dangers, dangerous, dangerous job, dangerous jobs, picnic, picnics, picnicking, dramatic, exaggerate, exaggerates, exaggeration, exaggerations, exaggerating, husband, husbands, wife, wives, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers
Two parents rush to rescue their kids from a New Jersey shaped ice floe.
"What say you just buzz me in tonight, honey?"
Tags:rapunzel, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tails, couples, couple, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, apartment block, apartment blocks, co habit, co-habit, cohabit, cohabitation, co habitation, co-habitation, living together, date, dating, dates, apartment building, apartment building, buzz, buzzer, buzz me in, doorbell, lazy, laziness, idle, inattentive, tired, tiredness, weary, weariness, handsome prince, rescue, rescuer, expectation, let down, let-down, expectations
'I'm not loving the blue.'
"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."
'Try not to move.'
'It's an application for village green status.'
"No, the other kitten."
"If I'm drowning in my water bed at home, will you come and save me?"
"Fresh pepper spray?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, bad date, bad dates, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, conflict, conflicts, harassment, rescuer, rescuer, rescuing, helpful, pepper spray, non-lethal weapon, non-lethal weapons, non-lethal force, pepper mill, pepper mills, fresh pepper
"Help. I can't get WiFi out here."
Tags:lifeguard, lifeguards, rescue, rescues, emergency, emergencies, wifi, wi-fi, wireless connection, wireless connections, costal guard, costal guards, cost guard, cost guards, life-guard, life-guards, danger, threat, threats, rescuer, rescuers, smartphone, smartphones, cellphone, cellphones, swimmer, swimmers, swimming
"Who ordered the krill pizza?"
Tags:whale, whales, rescue, rescuer, rescuers, rescued, rescue team, sealife, marine life, whaling, beluga, humpback, humpback whale, beached, beaches, beach, beached whale, fish, seashore, pizza, delivery, pizza boy, pizza guy, pizza man, deliver, delivered, pizzas, pizza delivery, krill, krills, order, order in, take away, takeaway, takeout, take out, animal, animals, modern, modern life, modern world