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Schizophrenia group therapy.
"Which version of yourself was the one who sabotaged the relationship?"
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"Which you am I talking to now?"
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'What a load of rubbish - couldn't agree more - is one of you blokes going to skin up or do I have to again?'
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive please press 1 repeatedly. Co-dependent, please ask for someone to press 2. For multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
Multiple personality support group meets here (members wearing multiple name badges).
'She's got a split personality and she's overweight in both!'
'Guess who?'/'My brain.'/'I'll have to start disguising my voice.'
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"I don't feel like myself this morning so you can call me Maurice."
"Yes, we know them. We like them, but we're not crazy about, you know, the other him."
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'I love dealing with multiple personality disorders...one treatment, five cases closed!'
'I had multiple personalities.'
"I appreciate that you have multiple personalities, but we still can't do separate checks."
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'Technically, there are twenty eight children in my classroom, but Jimmy Quinn has multiple personalities.'
Welcome! Multiple Personality Group.
If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?
'How many of you are happy with your multiple personality disorder.'
'I have a serious identity problem. I was on a ten best-dressed list and a ten worst-dressed list.'
"You not only have multiple personalities, but worse - They have a clashing sense of style."
"I wasn't Bjorn yesterday, you know."
'I have low self esteem... except when I'm arrogant.'
Multiple Mitts: Moderate, Conservative, and Tea Party Mitt.
'But my client has multiple personalities, your honor - and some of them AREN'T guilty.'
'Please be reasonable - You have sixteen distinct personalities and I'm only billing three of them.'
"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."
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