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Drive-In Claim Center
"Insurance covered the broken ankle, but the deductible was painful."
"If you look carefully you'll see that all claims are invalid except on alternate Tuesdays in June and when Venus is in alignment with Mars."
'I've had a chance to look over your policy and I'm afraid you're not covered.'
'So you say the cash box was stolen.'
'You can NOT be turned down for this insurance, but we reserve the right not to pay off on claims.'
'Being hooked on the soaps doesn't qualify you for disability payments.'
'I'm afraid, unless you can show proof you're employed by God, I'll have to deny this claim.'
'I think you misunderstood. The million dollar umbrella policy only covers you for claims involving an umbrella.'
'Adjuster of the Year' reads a Sports Illustrated at his desk that has two boxes, 'Claims Denied' and 'Claims Paid.' The first has an over flowing stack of paper in it, the other a single sheet of paper.
Insurance co. claims department.
Nellie resolves to find a new insurance company.
Fearing insurance rate increases if he had another accident claim, Dave tries a new harness system.
'The object is to make money, not pay claims! Don't make me tell you again!'
'Oh come on, a little touch up paint and a soft cloth, I can buff that out.'
"Some moron tried parking on my roof!"
"I can't sue my insurance company because it was an act of god? Well, then, can I sue my church?"
"Act of God? Not a problem—we sue God."
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'Your policy does cover wind damage, but not from huffing and puffing.'
'Lucky that I lost your No-Claim Bonus last lesson.'
'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'
'What happened to your windmill?'
"Figures, doesn't it? I've been perfectly healthy since I've met my deductible."
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'Sorry Sir, but you don't seem to be covered for hail damage...'