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"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"
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"Great legs, good cook, and not half bad in the sack, but hopelessly tied to his mother's apron strings."
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Victim of dependency - Please don't help.
"You can't let the tick birds continue to define you."
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"Sometimes I think we want this more than he does."
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"Cheetah more than friend. Cheetah dependent."
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'I sympathize with your wife having multiple personality disorder, but you can't claim each one as a dependent."
'We've decided to stay together for the sake of Ken's pension.'
"Please help me support myself in the style I've become accustomed to."
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Declaration of Independence - 'Can I borrow a pen?'
"I'm making an effort to limit my dependence on foreign vodka.
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'Just remember, without me, you're nothing!'
Why can't you raise your self-esteem so then you can raise mine?
"Im curious about your dependent children. I believe their names are Scamp, Scruffy, Flop, Spunky, and Lady."
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"How am I supposed to cook? The internet is down."
"O.k., I'' just buy what I want, if you tell me what that is."
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'You won't have me as a deduction anymore.'
...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.
"Half A Mile Outside Hamelin"
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"Miss Robinson, do I need any wishes?"
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"Mr. Holcome, your mother is on lines one through nine."
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The day the cat realized it was dependent.
'But I wrote them all down.'