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A criminal dances for a police officer in an attempt to delay being put into jail.
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officer, cop, cops, jail, jails, prison, prisons, criminal, criminals, arrested, locked up, incarceration, imprisoned, delay, delays, delaying, avoiding, avoidance, putting off, inevitable, distracting, distraction, distractions, unsuccessful, procrastination, procrastinating, stalling
"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying."
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"Damnit, when you have bad news just give me the bad news."
'Very impressive Randall! We'd still like to see the financial report.'
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"Oh, hang on a sec - he's just coming in."
Tags:receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, run interference, running interference, stall, stalls, stalling, delay, delays, delaying, tardy, tardiness, late, lateness, late for work, race, races, racing, run, runs, running, runner, runners, executive, executives, run to work, runs to work, exercise, exercises, exercising, exercise regimen, exercise regimens
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Family Ties
Tags:college, pot smoker, pot smokers, pot smoking, marijuana, joint, joints, smoke a joint, smoking a joint, drug, drug use, college kid, college kids, home from college, excuse, excuses, stall, stalls, stalling, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, fib, fibs, fibbing, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, make an excuse, making an excuse, making excuses, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, family ties, habit, habits, bad habit, bad habits
"I'm not going to fall for that routine where you try and stall until the neighborhood gentrifies."
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Tags:procrastinator, procrastinators, procrastination, procrastinate, procrastinates, stall, stalls, stalling, avoid, avoids, avoiding, put off, puts off, putting off, lazy, laziness, delay, delays, delaying, slacker, slackers, slacking, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, aversion, aversions, hard work, work, working
Tags:republicans, obstruction, elephants, graveyard, do, nothing, congress, republican, politics, us, usa, america, american, dead, died, do nothing, stalling, stalled, in the way, obstructions, stall, stalls, stalling, delay, delays, delaying, bipartisan, partisan, partisans, partisanship, gridlock, political gridlock
"For goodness sake, wait till he's signed the McKimson deal!"
Tags:grim reaper, grim reapers, death, dead, die, dies, dead, dying, death is untimely, unpredictable, unpredictability of death, deal, deals, business deal, business deals, sign, signed, signs, signing, last deed, last deeds, tall, stalls, stalling, stalled, stalling death, stall death, stalled death, stalls death, slow down death, slowing down death, slows down death, business, businesses, corporate, corporations, money, materialistic
"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"
"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"
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'I know you're doing this just to stall so there won't be enough time to stop at the craft fair on the way home!'
"It's agreed then. By way of compromise we'll kick this into the short grass."
At the Stonewall Mall
'I can't keep stalling. How much longer until the Powerpoint is ready?'
'Sorry - won't start. Hackers got to me again.'
The circle of life meets the triangle of inconvenience.
"Dad, if you don't know the answer to this algebra question...just say so."
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"So, instead of cleaning your room, you want to talk about my shoes?"
"I decided to procrastinate as soon as I got this assignment!"
'Are we there, yet?'
"For me, homework is more of a journey than a destination."
"When are you going to admit that you're a procrastinator?"
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"When I'm too busy in the best time!"
Tags:baldo, football, futbol, soccer, papa, dad, dads, father-daughter, father-daughter activity, father-daughter activities, papi, busy, too busy, busy schedule, busy schedules, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastination, skive, skives, skiving, stall, stalls, stalling, park, parks, going to the park, father, fathers