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'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'
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"How much do we have to leave to avoid a social-media incident?"
Tags:tipping culture, tip, tips, tipping, tipping etiquette, polite, politeness, manners, good manners, etiquette, good etiquette, social media, viral, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, good tip, good tips, bad tip, bad tips, incident, incident, low tip, high tip, modern life, eating out, dining out, check, checks, cheques, cheque, bill, bills, paying, money
"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."
"Maybe it would be easier if I just put a stake where it IS safe to dig!"
Reference books - Health & Safety.
"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."
"At the time of the incident, I was employed in the Dunbar house as a pet."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, witness, witnesses, witness stand, question, questions, questioning, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense, defence, incident, incidents, employed, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners
"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."
Tags:needle, needles, needle in a haystack, pin prick, injury, stab, stabbing, fugitive, idiom, idioms, saying, sayings, thimble, sewing, sew, prick, poke, incident, accident, stab, stabbed, stabbing, lay low, hide, hiding, run, runaway, fugitive, eye of the needle, difficult to find in a large-space, difficult to find, help, aid, aiding, helping, help out, friends, friend, manhunt, hunt
"Eh, Merry Xmas!"
'Well, SOMEBODY leaked the frog incident to the press!'
Job Safety - Lunch.
'What possessed you to stick a fork into the toaster?' 'It's easy to be wise after the event!'
'Yes, well I'm not going anywhere until I've done a detailed sketch of the incident.'
Skier in tree.
Personal Air Bag.
An accident waiting to happen.
'Due to the recent 'fire' incident, you'll no longer be carrying the torch for this company.'
"Imagine an accident at 60mph..." "It would be like being hit by a 60 ton elephant."
'We'll be planning to invade Ecuador as soon as I can find it on the map.'
'What? Are you kidding me?! That was incidental body contact!'
Tags:basketball, snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, snow, snows, snowing, snowy, head, heads, body contact, body contacts, contact, contacts, hit, hits, hitting, lose head, loses had, losing head, losing your head, foul, fouls, fouling, incident, incidents, incidental, accident, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'
Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.
354 Days Without an Accident
'I don't know how he managed it, but he's definitely stuck in there...'
Caution. Isolated incidents area.