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'This summer, spoil yourself silly with a...Pocket Barbecue!'
"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."
"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."
"What do you have that justifies its calories?"
"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."
"I want you to promise you'll take some of your Nobel Prize money and buy yourself something nice."
"I shouldn't, but I'm going to have the garbage."
"Better hurry. New salt lick in the break room!"
The shop. The big shop.