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'Hey handsome, mind if I buy you a drink?'
"Well, pickle my trotters!"
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'He has an amazing attention span.'
50% Off to All Vegans
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"We don't know what kind of meat it is. That's why it's on sale."
"Dorothy, could you come here a minute?"
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"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."
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"Is it just me, or has it suddenly gotten awfully quiet around here?"
"That's pork - the meat of the pig. It makes an excellent substitute for tofu."
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"Before they're slaughtered, each one gets an achievement award."
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"Who wants a little treat tartare?"
"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."
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"It's a novelty t-shirt me and the boys designed, Mrs. Patterson!"
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"You tell me if the roast beef is fresh."
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"Can I get you anything from the meat bar?"
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"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"
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'Ok, just look natural if you want this to work.'
"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."
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'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'
"Free-range is when we give the chickens a head start."
'50% off to all vegans.'
'It's just self defence.'
"It's been awful for business, Mrs. Schultz, but it was Charlie's last wish."
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'Hold on a second there fellas! I know how this must look.'