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"You have to let them make their own mistakes."
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'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'
'They call him 'Hegemony'!'
Beware of dog.
'You might trip over him.'
Sneaky dog is after the mailman.
"I call him Recession - because you never know when he's going to bite."
'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'
Beware of the Dog.
Man Bites Dog...
'The batter's crowding the plate. Try dusting him off at the knees. If that doesn't work, throw it high and inside. If he still won't back off, charge the plate and bite him.'
'I know I said, 'my dog doesn't bite'...he's not my dog!'
'Which one is yours?' (Man at the vets holding a dog eating a cat).
Suggestion box is attached to a big, mean dog.
Internet replacing postal service
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"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"
Clancy: Dangerous Dog
'Don't worry, he won't bite you.'
"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."
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'I'd like to get my bark and bite in harmony.'
'He's always on heightened alert.'
'No, they are not just high spirited!'
'I think I know how the robbers got in. Someone forgot to lock the doggy door.'
'Can you get our insurance policy out? I want to check to see if it covers dog bites.'