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'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'
'Nobody's ordering it. With all due respect, sir-I suggest we give it an easier-to-pronounce name.'
Muffin having visitation with another muffin in a bakery display case
Tags:bakery, bakeries, pastry shop, pastry shops, display, displays, display case, display cases, baked goods, pastries, pastry, muffin, muffins, baker, bakers, cashier, cashiers, jail, jails, jailed, prison, prisons, incarceration, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, visitor, visitors, visitation, visiting, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, through the glass
"It sure is great to be back in France."
Tags:france, french, pastry, pastries, bread, breads, baguette, baguettes, muffin, muffins, croissant, croissants, french bread, french breads, french vacation, french vacations, french holiday, french holidays, landscape, landscapes, landscaping, french trip, french trips, bakery, bakeries, baker, bakers
Tags:pie, pies, pie chart, pie charts, flaky crust, crusts, wavy heat lines, filling, fillings, server, servers, pie tin, pie tins, baker, bakers, bakery, bakeries, stats, statistics, statistic, play on words, math, maths, mathematics, statisticians, statistician, mathematician, mathematicians, chart, charts, graph, graphs
'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'
"Let's just go in and see what happens."
Tags:cream pie, cream pies, cream pied, comedy, slap-stick, slap stick, slap-stick comedy, slap stick comedy, cake, cakes, pie, pies, cake shop, cake shops, bakery, bakeries, bakers, bakers, cakery, trepidation, wary, wariness, happy go lucky, danger, dangerous, cliche, predictable, predictability, food shop, food shopping, window display, window display, display, displays, banana cream pie
"I'm sorry, but I can't sell you one until you give me the correct pronunciation."
'We managed to save almost everything in your van from the fire. . . except for the bread. . . it's toast.'
"It wasn't the airplanes. 'Twas all these goddam cupcake places killed the beast."
Tags:overeat, overeats, overeating, gorilla, gorillas, giant gorilla, giant gorillas, movie monster, monster movie, monster movies, kaiju, new york, new york city, cupcake, cupcakes, trend, trends, trendy, bakery, bakeries, baker, bakers, stomachache, stomachaches, stomach ache, stomach aches, nausea, nauseous, eat too much, eats too much, eating too much
A muffin shop has a sign in their window that reads "English only eaten here".
"We aren't so different, you and I. But, for whatever reason, you're a common breakfast snack, and I'm a delectable treat, revered the world over and reserved for special occasions. Helluva world, brother! Just glad I'm not in your paper sleeve."
Tags:bakery, bakers, baker, baked goods, muffin, muffins, cupcake, cupcakes, sweet, sweets, savoury, ingredients, ingredient, same, similar, similarity, similarities, different, differences, breakfast, snack, snacks, treat, treats, delicacy, patisserie, delicate, food fight, food fights, food taste, tastes, tasty, food differences, food difference, special occasions, inequality
"Why is living my best life so fattening?"
"You're the first person I've met who didn't become a pastry chef after suffering a nervous breakdown in a corporate job."
'I'd like one with more closet space.'
Tags:house, houses, gingerbread, ginger bread, complain, complains, fussy, picky, closet, closets, space, spacious, sweet, sweets, candy, gingerbread house, gingerbread houses, baker, bakers, bakery, bakeries, display, displays, displaying, displayed, inspect, inspects, inspecting, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Go ahead. I'm trying to watch my boyish figure."
Tags:beauty standards, gender issues, diet, diets, dieting, weight loss, losing weight, skinny, skinny woman, skinny women, calorie counting, watching you weight, boyish figure, modern expectation, modern expectations, temptations, pastry, pastries, bakery, bakeries, female beauty, female beauty standards, self control, self denial
Birthday Cakes: Blow Out Sale.
Driest croissant in all the world.
'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'
Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.
Royal wedding cake, complete with paparazzi figures
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, wedding, weddings, royal wedding, royal weddings, royal couple, royal couples, reporter, reporters, camera, cameras, photographer, photographers, paparazzi, paparazzo, press, media, wedding cake, wedding cakes, baker, bakers, bakery, bakeries, pastry chef, pastry chefs, celebrity couple, celebrity couples, power couple, power couples, media obsession, media obsessions, tabloid, tabloids, tabloid journalist, tabloid journalists, tabloid journalism
"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."
'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'
"What do you have that justifies its calories?"
Tags:weight, weight, overweight, fat, fattening, calories, calorie, calorie counting, calorie count, cico, calories in calories out, diet, diets, dieting, weight loss, lose weight, losing weight, quick weight loss, restrict, restricting, restriction, pastry, pastries, eat, eating, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, dessert, desserts, treat, treats, cheat day, cheat days, treat yourself, bakery, bakeries, healthy, fit, fitter, fitness