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The I.M.s of Romeo and Juliet
"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."
"And she smells great!"
"You're really crazy about that girl, aren't you, kid?"
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"They never change. It's just that as we get older we develop a higher tolerance for dorks."
Tags:cupid, cupids, eros, love, romance, bow and arrow, shooting, couple, couples, valentines day, valentines'day, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, dog, dogs, canine, canines, puppy, puppies, puppy love, falling in love, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, matchmaking, matchmaker, matchmakers, wordplay, word play, myth, myths, legend, legends, greek mythology
'People think puppy love is so cute. But you never hear a word about puppy divorce.'
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'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'
"For God's sake, Jen, he's old enough to be your waiter!"
"It's over Rachel - I want your things out of my cubby."
'Do you do wedding receptions?'
"When Jeff used to punch me in the arm in second grade to show he liked me, it was cute. But now...."
'No, dear, it's not necessary to go to the doctor because Mia kissed you.'
"He leaves the Sendak lying around, but he's never actually read it."
Tags:puppy love, young love, love, romance, crush, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, friend, friends, kid, kids, child, children, elementary, primary, school, grade school, elementary school, primary school, school, schools, gossip, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, girl, girls, boy, boys, pretentious, read, reading, book, books, date, dates, dating
'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'
'Think of it as a valentine, not a heart transplant.'
Tragic 9 Ball
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'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'
"Lisa, your playdate is here!"
"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."
'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'
"She just seemed to lose all ambition when Mark Phillips got married."
Tags:little fat ponies, little pony, little fat pony, little ponies, pony, ponies, horse, horses, riding lesson, riding lessons, equestrian, equestrians, stables, horse rider, horse riders, horse riding, horse ride, mark phillips, horseman, horsemen, hero, heroes, puppy love, crush, crushes, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, goal, goals, drive, girlish crush, childish crush, riding class, riding classes, riding school, riding schools, riding instructor, riding instructors, romance, romances, thelwell
"Try not to fall head over heels in love, son."
'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'
'Look see? There's viola! Don't look right at her!'