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'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'
"Are you the young man that bit my daughter?"
Tags:daughter, daughters, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, mothering, overprotective, over-protective, protective, schoolyard, schoolyards, bully, bullies, bullying, bite, bites, biting, bitten, fight, fights, fighting, preschool, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergartener, kindergarteners
"Look, fella, I'm sorry. What more can I say?"
Tags:dog, dogs, aggressive, aggressiveness, bite, bites, biting, bitten, attack, attacks, attack dog, attack dogs, apology, apologies, insincere, insincerity, ferocious, dog person, dog owner, dog owners, control, controls, controlling, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, sorry, saying sorry, eat, eats, eating
"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"
Tags:diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing, diagnosis, diagnoses, problem, problems, bite, bites, biting, doctor, doctors, family doctor, family doctors, ailment, ailments, ill, illness, illnesses, sick, sickness, sicknesses, problem, problems, health problem, health problems, monkey on your back, monkeys on your back, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, worry, worries, worrying, stress, stress management
'I know... crazy right? What are the odds of getting stung in both hands. . .'
Tags:sting, stings, bite, bites, insect, insects, bug, bugs, wasp, wasps, bee, bees, allergic reaction, allergic reactions, allergy, allergies, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, physician, physicians, patient, patients, exam, exams, medical, medicals, appointment, appointments, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"And now may I bite your neck?"
Tags:college, colleges, current events, current event, consent, consenting, consents, consensual, consensually, safe, safety, dracula, vamp, vampire, vampires, count dracula, dating, date, dates, law, laws, rule, rules, legislation, myth, mythological creatures, seek consent, seeking consent, protect, protective, protection, protective measures, extensive, extensively, asking, ask, asks, communicate, communication, communicated, communicating, bite, biting, bites, fang, fangs
"One day, I will catch the koi fish that nibbled my left leg."
"So much for your idea of having a pet!"
Tags:pet, pets, hell, hellscape, hellscapes, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistoric, prehistory, dog, dogs, new dog, new dogs, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, beast, beasts, hellbeast, hellbeasts, hell beast, hell beasts, hound, hounds, bite, bites, biting, out of control, cave, caves, wild dog, wild dogs, wolf, wolves, threaten, threatens, threatening, unsafe
Trapped in the worst blind date of his life, John Glynn tries to chew his arm off at the shoulder.
Tags:date, dates, dating, dated, dater, chew, chews, chewing, chewed, arm, arms, shoulder, shoulders, cannibal, cannibals, bite, bites, biting, bitten, escape, escapes, escaping, escaped, desperate, desperation, trap, traps, trapping, trapped, bad date, bad dates, worst date, worst dates, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
A vampire sprinkles salt on a maiden's neck.
Tags:vampire, vampires, vampirism, salt, salts, salting, taste, tastes, tasty, bite, bites, biting, neck, necks, throat, throats, season, seasons, seasoning, season to taste, preference, preferences, salt lover, salt lovers, blood pressure, maiden, maidens, blood, drink blood, drinks blood, drinking blood, horror, horror movie, horror film, horror films, monster film, monster films
'Bop him on the nose, Larry! Just bop him on the nose and he'll let go!'
Tags:shark, sharks, attack, attacks, attacking, attacker, attackers, advice, advise, advises, advising, bite, bites, biting, bitten, beach, beaches, sea, seas, bop, bops, bopping, punch, punches, punched, punching, vice, vices, grip, grips, gripped, nose, noses, escape, escapes, escaping, close to home
"Buy it and I'll get it off you."
'Don't ask me why, but they always look tastier on the other side of the screen!'
Vampire hunters manage to grab the dentures of a vampire.
Tags:vampire, vampires, fang, fangs, dentures, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, snooze, snoozes, snoozing, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, vampire hunter, vampire hunters, bite, bites, biting, bitten, prank, pranks, pranking, prankster, pranksters, toothless, teeth, dentist, dentists, dentistry
'He's bitten me for the last time!'
'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'
'If she bites, you've got 18 seconds to suck the poison out,'
"The bedbugs got to me first."
"If this cleaning hurts I'll bite your f****g head off."
Tags:dentist, dentists, dental surgeon, dental surgeons, dental hygienist, dental hygienists, oral hygienist, oral hygienists, oral hygiene, tooth cleaning, tooth, teeth, cleaning, croc, crocs, crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, threat, threats, threatening, bite, bites, intimidate, intimidating, intimidation
"What personal qualification do you think you have that will make us hire you?"
"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, cookie, cookies, biscuit, biscuits, gingerbread cookie, gingerbread cookies, gingerbread man, gingerbread men, bite, bites, bite mark, bite marks, growth, food, problem, problems, health
"Oh sure, I'll bark and chase 'em, but I'd never bite one of them...humans are full of all kinds of diseases!"
'I think Trevor may have bitten off more than he can chew this time!'
"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."