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'This hole is real deceptive. It's wide and straight and not much of a challenge -- until you get up near that pack of pit bulls.'
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"He's a Mosh Pit Bull Terrier."
"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."
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'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'
"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."
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"My other dog is a pitbull."
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"How did I know that would happen?"
'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'
"Forget about the dog. Watch out for the old lady."
Tags:dog, bulldog, bulldogs, puppy, pooch, english bulldog, pet, pit bull, pit bulls, guard dogs, guard dog, old lady, senior, senior citizen, danger, dangerous, security, attack dog, attack dogs, senior citizens, oap, oaps, pensioner, pensioners, protection, pet, pets, misconception, misconceptions
New Age Pit Bull
It's not that I don't think my owner is a REAL GREAT GUY, or anything...It's just that, well...I AM a Pit Bull you know, and he has been looking rather PLUMP lately...'
'Orchestra Pit Bull.'
Method #43 for keeping your in box empty.
'Don't ask for directions'
Pit Bull Puppies ??" Free to a bad home.
'I wanna buy a muzzle.'
The era of Pit Bulls was over, but O'Shannon, like every other dog, had had his day.'
Beware of Pit Bulls.
Beware - Piss Bull,
'The girls want one of those pit bulls in lipstick they've been hearing about.'
Pit Bull With A Remote.
'Macready, there's someone at the front door...attack them and bring me their wallet.'
"All I did was what my master trained me to do... but it's me that gets the needle!"
Tags:dogs, pets, pit bulls, aggressive dogs, aggressive breeds, euthanasia, animal euthanasia, euthanizing animals, put down, veterinarians, veterinarian, pet owners, bad dog owners, dog ownership, anthropomorphism, vet, vets, veterinary, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, death sentence, death sentences, execution, executions, animal rights