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"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on...
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"Oh sure, I'll bark and chase 'em, but I'd never bite one of them...humans are full of all kinds of diseases!"
"That's the problem with e-mail - no one to bite."
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'Et tu, Brute? Then sic em, Rex!'
"Floyd had two loves: Betting on the races and celebrating the holidays. Visiting the dog track dressed up as the Easter Bunny may have seemed a good idea at first..."
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'Your resume is quite impressive. However, I'm a little concerned about you biting your last 4 bosses.'
"Now the teeth! Huge...savage teeth!!"
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'He's just being friendly'
'Careful. He's all bite no bark.'
'I'm sorry but you just make me sic.'
"And if one of those dog control officers come after you, throw them one of these...that'll keep them busy."
Tags:animal control, animal control officer, animal control officers, treat, treats, distraction, distractions, dog attack, dog attacks, hamburger, hamburgers, burger, burgers, dog treat, dog treats, attack, attacked, stray dog, stray dogs, danger, dangers, safety tip, safety tips, health and safety, health and safety tip, health and safety tips
Beware of really bored dog.
Beware of Doug
"'Dog bites man' is not news, but 'Man Bites Dog' is news. It's because they control all the news media."
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"He needs to work on his people skills."
"I am sorry - but, it's rusted up solid, I am gonna have to replace the calf, ankle and foot..."
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"Oh no, his bite is way worse than his bark."
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'Now, now terror, it's for your own good.'
'I think you'll find I said 'his bite is worse than his bark' actually.'
"You are soon going to be attacked by a big white dog."
Beware of the Beware Dog Sign.
'His bark is worse than his bite.'
"I'd like to run some tests."
"Don't worry, he'll even eat off your hand."