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'Look, I really do want to talk to you about last night's 'lost'... it just feels a little cliched to do it right here.'
'What can I say, Carol... I'm whelmed.'
'OK, listen up, everybody. Robinson has a plan for breaking out of here that I think may just work.'
The new city water-cooler-discussion ordinance goes into effect, and certain employees are banished to the balcony.
'Get back to work. I don't pay you guys to stand around the water cooler all day.'
"I just thought we should talk more."
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"You always get the good gossip out here around the vodka cooler."
Tags:vodka, vodkas, water cooler, watercooler, watercoolers, water coolers, water-cooler, water-coolers, gossip, gossips, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, gossiped, office politics, corporate culture, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, co-worker, co-workers, rumour mill, rumor mill, rumour mills, rumor mills, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards
'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'
"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying."
Tags:water cooler, water coolers, stall, stalls, stalling, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, break room, break rooms, breakroom, breakrooms, lunch break, lunch breaks, long lunch break, long lunch breaks, waste time, wasting time, loiter, loiters, loitering, office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, linger, lingers, lingering, caught, rebuke, rebukes, sarcastic, sarcasm
"Complaints are down, naps are up."
Tags:complaint, complaints, complain, complains, complaining, complained, wine, wines, nap, naps, water cooler, water coolers, water-cooler, water-coolers, watercooler, watercoolers, working environment, work environment, work environments, working environments, workload, workloads, employee, employees, employee morale, worker morale, happy worker, happy workers, wine cask, wine casks, beer cask, beer casks
'He has to be older than he looks. He uses a watch to tell time.'
"Can you put more nudity in this?"
Tags:writing, proof, proofs, proofreading, proofread, proofreader, clients, clueless clients, client, memo, memos, memorandum, memorandums, minutes, notes, notation, note, office, water cooler, water coolers, watercooler, author, authors, editor, editing, editorial, edit, edits, entertainment, entertaining, bored, boredom, workplace, work place, work, working, business, dull, boring, liven up, bored, not safe for work, meetings, meeting, inappropriate, inappropriate for work, harassed, harassment
'Teleworking had many advantages but Colin missed the cut and thrust of discussing sales successes around the water cooler.'
"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."
"So how are the cut-backs affecting your department?"
"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."
Scenes we'd like to see!
Caffeine-Free Kickstart Vending Machine
'I stopped working at home because I missed hanging around the water cooler.'
'It's Friday. We don't need to wear a tie or get ourselves in a row.'
Watercooler moments weren't quite the same since Norman started working from home.
Tags:homeworker, homeworkers, home worker, home workers, home office, home offices, home working, work, working from home, work life balance, work life, work-life balance, life-work balance, work/life balance, life/work balance, workload, workloads, watercooler, watercoolers, water-cooler, water-coolers, water cooler, water coolers, office gossip, office gossips
Company benefit: lemon-flavored water
"Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?..."
'Not to worry. Water retention is a common symptom of menopause.'
Season's Greetings from Santa cooler...
Tags:santa claus, christmas, xmas, x-mas, season's greetings, holidays, winter time, water coolers, office job, office jobs, father christmas, saint nicholas, st nicholas, st. nicholas, st nick, saint nick, st. nick, festive greetings, ho ho ho, h2o, water, puns, wordplay, pun, word play, word-play, water cooler