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"Sometimes I wonder if we haven't carried ecumenism a bit too far."
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'Thou shalt not covet a parking space.'
"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"
"It's a Popemobile."
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"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"
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"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."
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"I thought I'd add a punch line."
'All right - which country in Europe are you from?'
In search of a Pope: Which cardinal will be able to fit into the enchanted red slippers? Vatican shoe consultant Giovanni Gucci tests Cardinal Lugi Cinderoli for size.
'The big man has quite...changes of administration make me nervous...'
'I'm not sure that a more ethnically aware Pope is the right way to go.'
"Priests raping children is God's way of telling you he doesn't exist."
Vatican Sex Scandal
"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."
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'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'
'When I started this journey I was a curate.'
'Well, it looks like the pope is going to be there for a few more years!'
'Well, they turned down my application to be the next pope!'
Pope succession battle.
'Do you know brother I think this Papacy 'IS' going to be different.'
The conclave roll out a bit old inquisition kit to decide upon the new pope after a 3 day impasse.
'Do you have any previous experience as a Pope?'
'You should apply - you're good at pontificating!'