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"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."
Tags:religion, religious, god, pray, prayer, prayers, praying, bible, biblical, new testament, mammon, evil, business, businessman, businessmen, money, finances, wealth, wealthy, rich, greed, greedy, avarice, materialism, materialistic, communication, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, put on hold, hold, holding
"Limbo as such has been phased out, but we'll be keeping you on hold for an unspecified amount of time."
Tags:religion, religious, death, dead, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, god, limbo, purgatory, nothingness, uncertain, unspecified, unknown, phased out, gone, hold, holding, on hold, holds, time, waiting, technology, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, calls, call, calling, customer service, service
"I've got tech support. I'm on hold for tech support translator."
"You've reached 911, and there's someone here who wants to say hello."
Tags:say hello, saying hello, pet, pets, pet lover, pet lovers, cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, 911, emergency, emergencies, emergency operator, emergency operators, cute, cuteness, overly cute, casual, out-of-place, police, call the police, calling the police, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, modern life, cat owner, cat owners, cat person, cat people, feline, felines, hold, holds, holding, on hold, emergency response, emergency responses, emergency response system, emergency response systems
"Reservations, please. And while I wait, I'd like to hear Act II of 'Tosca' sung by Tito Gobbi and Maria Callas."
"Your call is important to us. Please hold for four hours, howl obscenities, punch a hole in the wall, and hang up."
"You can put me on hold, Ted, but I can't guarantee I'll be here when you get back."
Our menu has changed. To hear this message again, press 1. To hang up, press 2.
Staff are all busy having a cup of coffee and a bit of a sit down...please hold on, your call IS important to us!
"I'm sorry, all the emergency services are busy at the moment - please hold."
'Your call is important to whoever we are after our last merger.'
'Try recording it again but this time, don't laugh when you say, 'Your call is important to us'.'
'Thank you for holding - your call is important to us.'
"On the other hand, the price of a barrel of beer is holding steady."
"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."
Tags:sleep, sleeping, sleep talking, talking in your sleep, dream, dreams, nightmare, nightmares, sleep talker, sleep talkers, holdings, holding, investment, investments, bank, banking, finance, financial, stock, stocks, corporate, corporate share, corporate shares, share, shares, businessman, businessmen, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners
'Your call is important to us, but so are our coffee breaks. We'll be with you shortly.'
"Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you."
Religion & politics.
Tags:religion, politics, church, state, tricky, difficult, holding, back, held, democracy, liberty, religious, belief, beliefs, political, politician, politicians, complicated, secular, government, fanatics, fanatical, right, far right, right wing, hold back, holds back, holding back, progress, progressive, progressives, secular, secular society, secularist, secularists
'Your prayer is important to us. Please stay on your knees for the next available God.'
"How may I misdirect your call?"
"I don't mind being put on hold but change the music..."
'This is the Suicide Hot-Line... please hold.'
'The ultimate sign of success is when no one puts you on hold.'
Tags:atlantic city, las vegas, gambler, gamblers, gambling, gamble, gambles, game, games, card game, card games, card-game, card-games, card player, card players, casino, casinos, dog, dogs, canine, canines, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog behaviour, dog behavior, dealer, dealers, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog training, trick, tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, stay, stays, hold, holds, holding, blackjack, staying
Incontinence Hot Line - 'Please hold.'