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"A word to the wise. When the gods speak, they'd better say 'across-the-board tax cut."
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Aquarium Religious Ceremonies
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"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."
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"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."
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"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."
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Holy Water and Ice Blocks
Baptism in the Dead Sea
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"Baptisms are delayed due to lightning reported in the area."
The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.
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A hazard of river baptisms.
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Ministry 101: Never perform a baptism in a river with a strong current.
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"I would get baptized, but I have a strange fear of water."
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'You've waited long enough, Max. Get yourself circumcised already.'
"And today's special in the church parking lot is a car wash and baptism for $14.99."
'Remember the good old days when throwing virgins into a volcano wasn't done virtually?'
'Is this communion wafer gluten free?'
A priest is about to christen a baby with a bottle of champagne.
Joe's Bar: Sorry, closed to the public due to on-premises 'Bar Mitzvah'.
Happy Ququoztzl Day everyone!
'Golly, is it that time already?'
"As a passing out ceremony it certainly lacks dignity!"
'Y'know Mom - you just can't baptize a cat.'