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'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'
"I'm thinking about having a child."
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At Michawl Phelps' baptism.
'I died on the first day of the rest of my life.'
"I know he's in here somewhere!"
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"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."
Baptismal hot tub.
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"Wow! Gold, frankincense, myrrh—and a six-pack!"
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"Why is this certificate all wet?"
"Lord, maybe Baptism should have come after Pentecost."
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"John, how are you gonna Baptize me when you throw like a girl?"
Christening - Child named Bulbasaur
"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."
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Baptism by fire, baptism by water.
"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."
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Enter Exit - Circle of Life.
Baptism in the Dead Sea
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"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."
Clown Ministry Baptism Today
"But I'm clean! I just got baptized this morning!"
'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'
'Hang on a minute, haven't we already got a Tracey?'
Workman baptising his child J.C.B.
"And who is going to be the Godfather?"