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"I just know I'm going to love horses all my life. That's why I'm planning to have a career in banking, insurance, and real estate."
'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'
'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'
"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."
Crossing the Nachos Grande
"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."
"You're gonna have to walk now. This is starting to feel really gay."
polo player on golf course
"I just wish I hadn't named her Yummy."
'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'
Horse polo player followed by player with long pooper scooper.
"Hold up, Jesse... I better pull over. My CHECK HORSE light just came on."
'Getting that extra weight off isn't hard. . . keeping it off is.'
'Oh great! Look who's here. Like, we have a chance with these two girls now.'
"When I was a girl, I went horseback riding every day!"
I'm in trouble if I don't get this report done soon. The boss has been riding me hard.
'Harold has been complaining about loose dentures lately.'
"I don't like jockeys. They ride up on me."
"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."