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It's just a game vs. get real.
Tags:football, football player, footballer players, player, players, sports, sports team, sports teams, get real, reality, perspective, sense of perspective, game, games, just a game, professional athlete, professional athlete, athlete, athletes, footballer, footballers, pro, pros, important, importance, important game, important games
A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, playing baseball, baseball player, baseball players, baseball diamond, baseball diamonds, athlete, athletes, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., recreation league, recreation leagues, sports team, sports teams, baseball team, baseball teams, playing sports, watching sports, man, men, getting old, getting older, growing old, growing older, old age
"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."
Tags:overcelebrating, overcelebration, excessive, excessive celebrating, unsportsmanlike, unsportsmanlike conduct, football, american football, sport, sports, professional sports, sports team, celebrate, celebration, celebrations, celebrating, ridiculous, out of hand, over the top, exaggerated, exaggerate, touchdown, touchdowns, score, scored, scoring, win, winner, winners, winning, success, successful, referee, referees, refs, player, players, team, teams, penalty, penalties
'I think my dad's favorite team is the 'the bulls'.'
The Sports Fanatic
'Does the electoral college have a football team?'
"We couldn't remember what practice he had tonight."
"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."
Tags:baseball, baseball teams, baseball team, baseball fan, baseball fans, baseball hat, baseball cap, baseball hats, baseball caps, sports team, sports teams, sports fan, sports fans, sports fashion, sport fashions, poser, posing, new york sports teams, new york sports, new york baseball, logo, logos, team mascot, team mascots, hat, hats, cap, caps, sports paraphernalia, bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations
No eye in team.
The Synchronized-Swim Team Quits
Tags:sync, synchronised, synchronized, synchronized swimming, synchronised swimming, swim, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, swims, slam, slammed, slamming, quit, quitting, pink slip, resign, resigns, resigned, resignation, resignations, swim meet, sport, sports, sports teams, sport teams, sports team, pun, play on words, word play
He was never picked last because everyone always wanted Father Time on their side.
Say it loud! We suck and we're proud!
"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."
Tags:trial, trials, sport, sports, sports game, sports team, sports teams, team, teams, handshake, handshakes, good game good game, good game, law, lawyer, lawyers, judge, judges, judging, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, court, courts, courtroom, court room, courthouse, court house, court of law, trial, trials, persecution, persecutor, legal, legality, legals, jargon, word, word play, play on words, word-play, sportsman, sportsmanlike, sportsman-like, sporting, sportsmanship
"OK, Cynthia, I'll tell you about my hopes and dreams, my joys and my passions. But be forewarned - they all concern a particular sports team."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, deep discussion, deep discussions, hope, hopes, dream, dreams, joy, joys, passion, passions, sport, sports, sports team, sports teams, fan, fans, obsessive fan, obsessive fans, rabid fan, rabid fans, super fan, super fans, obsessive, too attached, addicted, addiction, addictions, bad date, bad dates, blind date, blind dates, first date, first dates
"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"
Tags:religious, religiousness, fan, fans, fanatic, fanatics, foam hand, foam hands, we're number one, catholic, catholics, catholicism, baptist, baptists, church of england, coe, best, first place, first prize, competitive, competitiveness, competition, competitions, church, churchs, favorite, favorites, team, teams, sports team, sports teams
'Your team has been mathematically eliminated since June. Why are you still watching them?' 'I like the suspense.'
"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."
'For the last time, Jeff, it's called a huddle! Stop saying Group Hug!'
'Get up, you idiots! I didn't say crawl! I said brawl! It's a bench-clearing brawl!'
'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'
"Have you ever considered switching to an environmentally friendly cloth bag?"
Tags:sport, sports, fan, fans, sports fan, sports fans, team, teams, sports team, sports teams, bag, bags, paper, paper bag, paper bags, cloth, cloth bag, cloth bags, environment, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental, environmentally, environmentally friendly, recycle, recycling, environment-friendly, eco-friendly, nature-friendly, green, nature, mask, masks
'I can't go to the dance with you, Kevin. According to facebook, all the sports teams you root for are losers.'
If anybody asks just tell then I'm new to the area.
'Boys, the team statistician will now explain why our record of 23 wins and 59 losses is very, very good.'