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'...And now, for today's Top Ten Commandments ...'
'Make up your mind! -- do you want me to let your people go, or grant them amnesty?'
A car stops at a road sign that reads "Children of Israel Crossing" as Moses leads the Israelites across the road.
Moses with Ten Commandments: 'But will these be good for the economy?'
'Make up your mind! - do you want me to let your people go, or grant them amnesty?'
Moses to Israelites: 'I assure you they're in high def.'
Moses to the Israelites about the 10 Commandments: 'No, it's too late to cancel the subscription.'
"This is going to be quite a challenge - how about some bonus commandments?"
"What with all we've been through, we were hoping for something more middle-of-the-road."
"David doesn't like manna."