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'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'
'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'
'My grandparents built it during the cold war. Now they only use it during the cold and flu season.'
'Call me in two weeks' time.'
'And now time for operation: Hit golf balls into windows!'
Teenage tantrum shelter.
'Hey, Fred, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?'
'This has been a test. If this had been an actual emergency - you'd be dead.'
A Rubbish Bin as an Emergency Shelter
This has been a test. If this had been an actual emergency - you'd be dead. (radio warning broadcast)
'The rat family could hear Pest Control's bombs hissing away, but in their shelter far below the house, they were safe.'
Bomb shelters: pessimists...optimists.
'Ah, yes, the presidential conscience shelter.'
"He's building a bomb shelter. He obviously didn't understand what I meant when I said we may be victims of email bombing."
"Well I guess it's up to us to get the old civilization up and running again, huh?"
"Business is slow. Maybe we should add a line of bomb shelters."
"So where are those, 'not if you were the last guy on earth!' wise-cracks now?"