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'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'
"Yeah, I could walk all the way to Egypt. Or you could just free them yourself using magic."
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'I have something to tell you, Moses...'
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"Use a five iron!"
"Where do you see yourself in forty years?"
Hunka, Hunka Burning Bush.
"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"
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"Fortunately for Moses, he always carried a bag of marshmallows."
Evolution of the Christmas Tree
Wrong burning bush
Lost Biblical Moments, #847
"Call the fire department!"
"You talk the talk, but do you walk the walk?"
"That's just a bush that happens to be on fire - I'm over here."
"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."
"After receiving the third commandment Moses was alarmed to see the Fire Prevention Officer."
"How do we know it's not fake news?"
"Give it a rest Phil. I doubt God will speak to you from a burning brush."
'Methuselah, why are you blowing out the burning bush?...I thought it was my birthday cake.'
"I am the Lord and I do not approve this message."
"Nothing about selling inside trade secrets?"
Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.
'Moses discovered the burning bush shortly after finding the spotted mushrooms.'