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'So, yeah! Take it home, look it over, and if anybody has any feedback my door is always open.'
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Moses Awaits The Word Of God
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"What's the takeaway on all this?"
"Have fun with it."
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"Impressive, He's obtained the hard copy."
"You sure you want to go the self-publishing route?"
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'What would you say if I told you there's a way to fit all of that on just one tablet?'
Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank
"Wait: there they are, behind your ear!"
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'Are those tablets PC-compatible?'
"Hold on-I think you got my toast."
'Oh no, I'm sure they'll believe me...but maybe you could sign them just in case?'
"And here's a list of food you can't eat."
'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'
"I bring you ten faith-based initiatives
'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'
'...And now, for today's Top Ten Commandments ...'
The Israelites Create a Golden Calf
'Whoa! - These aren't touchy-feely at ALL!'
Take two tablets and call me in the morning.
'I assume we'll be on the honor system, right?'
'Wander in the desert for forty years? -Is this some kind of FITNESS program?'
"Mind if I tweak it?"
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