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"Are you crazy? A bacon and tomato sandwich? On Yom Kippur?"
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"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"
"What do we do with all the guys who ate meat on Friday?"
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"I'm wearing my Ten Commandments boxers."
"So how about coming back to my place and I'll explain the Jewish dietary laws to you."
"No ham in this, I hope?"
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"So exactly when did you first experience this craving for a corned beef sandwich on white bread with mayonnaise and a glass of milk?"
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"Yes, chocolate's O.K. in moderation. Next question?"
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"I'd invite you back to the house for a glass of iced tea, but I'm afraid our kitchen isn't kosher."
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'...And now, for today's Top Ten Commandments ...'
'Whoa! - These aren't touchy-feely at ALL!'
Take two tablets and call me in the morning.
'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'
'But there's not enough space for Thou shalt not wear socks with sandals.'
'Basically, it's a ten-step program....'
'You realize, it may take us a while to get up to code.'
"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."
"And there's also an FAQ section at the end."
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"Behold, the ten commandments of highly successful people!"
"Actually, I was first drawn to Judaism not because of the religious beliefs but the dietary restrictions!"
"Back inside, Bernie! The buffet is full of shrimp, pork and ham!"
"Wouldn't it have been easier to just download them?"
"I don't remember any ten commandment, 'Thou shall eat thy vegetables'."
"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"
"Did he say 'commandments' or 'suggestions'?"
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