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'One baby and two boomers."
Tags:baby boomer, baby boomers, the baby boomers, generation, generations, cinema, cinemas, cinema ticket, cinema tickets, movie theatre, movie theatres, movie theaters, movie theaters, movie ticket, movie tickets, film ticket, film tickets, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, family outing, family outings
"Your mother takes too long in the restroom."
Tags:bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, restroom break, restroom breaks, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, aquarium, aquariums, sea life, sea-life, mother, mothers, female stereotype, female stereotypes, gender stereotype, family life, family-life, family outing, family outings, jellyfish, jellyfishes, jelly-fish, jelly-fishes, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, wrong turn, wrong turns
'Due to the economy, your assignment is to write 'What I didn't do over my summer vacation'.'
"You two want to order something from the bored adolescents' menu?"
It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.
Moses is reminded why they're called the 'Children' of Israel...
"Look, Ma, this one comes with a menu...and a kid meal!"
Tags:family car, family cars, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, menu, menus, family vehicle, family vehicles, national park, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, window sticker, window stickers, family outing, family outings, bear attack, bear attacks, reynolds unwrapped
"I've enjoyed our bonding time together, son."
"All I'm saying is that ever since he got that service animal he no longer brings his two kids to the movies."
"Yes, we have a 'Happy Meal.' It's when you leave the kids home."
"Well, I guess that was a family movie. If your family is a bunch of violent, psychotic sociopaths."
Tags:family movie, family movies, family film, family films, film rating, film ratings, movie rating, movie ratings, pg, pgs, universal, rating, ratings, hollywood, film rating system, family outing, family outings, cinema, cinemas, cinema trip, cinema trips, movie, movies, fan, fans, film, films, unsuitable, target audience
"When they built this, Jeremy, parks didn't have themes."
Tags:park, parks, city park, city parks, public park, public parks, central park, common, commons, garden, gardens, landscaper, landscaping, children, child, questions children ask, childhood, parents, parenthood, family outing, family outings, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, carnival, carnivals, public space, public spaces, new york, new york city, nyc, naive, naiveté, nuclear family, nuclear families, history
"I only rig it for them to win the big prize when I hate the dad."
Baby on Top
"We've packed the sandwiches and pop, but we've forgotten the most important thing: Mum."
Yes, I had great fun at the zoo yesterday. Daddy had fun too, especially when one of the animals came in at thirty to one."
"I told him we needed more string."
'I thought we were going to the zoo too, but look at that red blob there...doesn't it look like a bird? Or a cow?'
'You kids stop your fighting, or I will crash this car into the next tree!'
"Here comes the cutest girl in school! Quick! Act like you're not my parents!"
Tags:embarrassing parent, embarrassing parents, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, dad, dads, parent, parents, family life, teen, teens, teenager, embarrassed, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliated, humiliation, good impression, bad impression, good impressions, bad impressions, family outing, family outings
Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain
"I promised you could work on your swing today."
Tags:golf course, golf courses, golf player, golf players, golf club, golf clubs, golf swing, golf swings, playground, playgrounds, family outing, family outings, golf green, golf greens, playground equipment, swing set, swing sets, swing, swings, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, family-life, family life
"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"
"We're not there yet, because your daddy still can't remember which level he parked it on!"
Tags:shopping, shops, retail, shopping trips, shopping bags, car parks, car parking, parking lots, multi-storey parking, parking, getting lost, family outings, parkign lot, parking lots, parking garage, parking garages, stairs, climbs, climbing, illusions, optical illusions, optical illusion, penrose stairs, penrose, endless stairs
Family on horseback