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'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'
'I might be more receptive to your marriage, proposal, Bob, if you didn't refer to it as a takeover bid.'
Bob's timing was a little off.
'Marriage isn't all bad, Shirley -- at least you'll be learning a trade.'
You have to ask yourself the tough questions before marriage, like, 'Is THIS the man I'll want to sue for alimony in five years?'
'It would have been more romantic if you'd proposed with a ring, rather than a prenuptial agreement.'
'Careful, Chum - they're bad for your circulation!'