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"Now say after me...I Peter...take you Emily Jane...to be my first wedded wife..."
"Was that today!"
'So John, can I have the hand of your daughter in marriage for a few years?'
'I do if you do.'
'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'
'Don't think of it as losing a daughter. Think of it as ridding yourself of a huge drain on your resources.'