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To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.
"It isn't enough to feel sixty-five. You have to be sixty-five."
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"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."
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'I'd like some more Depends.'
Just days before her 62nd birthday, Brenda has a senior moment.
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This Summer, Come to...Parkway Playland!
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Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.
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'The only thing I don't like about retirement is you never get a day off!'
"Well, it certainly is nice to know someone's looking out for us old folks!"
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'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'
"Son, now that you've turned sixty there are a few things you should know about the family."
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4 stages of Christmas
"When I was young I worried about getting old. Now I worry about not being young enough in my old age."
"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"
New Old Age Dwarves
Guide To Elderly Services - Care & Don't Care.
"They grow up too fast."
"I'm afraid the days when I fancied older men are in the past!"
Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'
"Are we aging in place?"
"Last night I spent some time organizing my thoughts..."
"I'm not one to count....But at any given session we'd go close to 50 shades of grey, with a good mix of purple rinse too!!!"
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