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The Home Birth of Venus
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Rene Magritte vs. Betty Crocker
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"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."
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Picasso: The Early Years
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The Dentists By Munch
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Nude Defending a Staircase
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"He's all right, but I'm looking for a guy who can really make me laugh."
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"Just a few more pages, Hansen, and we'll take a short break."
The Scream and Monsters
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Around the horn with Henri Matisse
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Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.
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American Gothic: I Love NY
ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:
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"They never saw it coming."
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"Thomas! Did Judas put you up to that?"
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Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.
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"I just finished it. It's yours for three dollars and fifty cents."
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The great wave of Kanagawa crashes down on the White House
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American Gothic lol
"Of course, we'd make better time if we weren't towing the press barge."
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"My girl left me for another Edward Hopper painting."
Artists At The Auto Show
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"Never mind why. Just watch her until I get back."
'Ooh, that's better!'
"What did Jesus order?"
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