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"I wish my life were as exciting as those movies!"
"Jim, just put that hole behind you."
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"That's not who I am anymore."
"Didn't we already see this movie?"
Sarah Sanders is Godzilla
"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"
Monet's Last Painting
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"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."
"Where do you get your protein?"
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"The oldest sibling always has to be the center of attention."
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"Gonna eat me a city, suburbs and all, chomp on the downtown, gnaw on a mall."
"As you personal trainer, you can believe me. . . This is one time you don't need to stretch properly before you run! Just run!"
'Oh good! This city has an after dinner toothpick!'
"I wish I had that kind of energy."
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'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'
Eat Joe's Diner
"I wouldn't eat that if I were you. I heard there was a recall."
"Try the office buildings. The cubicles come with a prize inside."
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"Honey, we don't reach we say, "Please pass the bus."'
"Virtually destroying cities is a lot easier on your feet."
Meals on Wheels
"I'm having second thoughts about my new bunny tattoo. I think it might make me look too scary and dangerous?"
"Cubicled worker? Sorry, I only eat free-range,"
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"What's more scary? My new tattoo or my sharp pointy teeth?"