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"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."
Upcoming Vatican Announcements
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'I know your face. I just can't place it.'
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Worker Bee of the Month
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'Look, I think she recognised you!'
"Always 'billionaire playboy.' Never 'billionaire genius.'"
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'You are this week's top person on the team pyramid.'
'Did you ever see this picture of Burl when he was only a month old, Verl?'
'Never, Ever...go into a post office if you've ever robbed a bank.'
"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."
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'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'
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'Since he lost his job as a T.V. presenter, Marcus will go to great lengths to be recognised.'
'Now there's a face from the past.'
'Are you the same guy who's in the bathroom mirror?'
'I'm giving an anonymous donation to charity, but I hope they find out it's me.'
'You are getting recognition by being named in lawsuits.'
'He actually looks more like himself dead than when he was alive.'
'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'
'Hello Angus...I didn't recognise you.'
'Well if it isn't wee Jamie Todd! How's your mother keeping, Jamie?'
'HIM!' 'Finally! A little recognition.'
'Since I had cosmetic surgery none of my Facebook friends recognise me!'
'Spreadbury! Never forget a face - 1957! Gave you a beating... good old school days, eh? Spreaders?'