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'I don't share my toilet water. I don't know where your mouth has been.'
"I don't care what your mother did—I'm not eating the fleas off your back."
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Marvin Blanner: Hypochondriac Thrill-seeker
Tags:door knob, door knobs, door handle, door handles, lick, licks, thrill seeker, thrill seekers, living dangerously, hypochondriac, hypochondriac, hygien, hygienic, germ, germs, corona, coronavirus, corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses
'I don't trust carry-out food. . . when you find a hair in my cooking, you don't hafta worry about where it came from!'
Bring Your Own Pen
"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"
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'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'
Tags:crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, teeth, tooth, bird, birds, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaned, cleaner, cleaners, dentist, dentists, dental, dentistry, brush, brushes, brushing, brushed, nurse, reptile, reptiles, reptilian, reptilians, hygiene, hygienic, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Employees must wash hands.
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"Do you have any hand sanitizer."
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"Employees must pumice feet."
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"And my spittoon will go right about there."
Tags:spittoon, spittoons, plan, plans, planning commission, planning commissions, western, westerns, cowboy, cowboys, old west, pioneer, pioneers, homesteader, homestead, homesteads, settler, settlers, settling, hygiene, hygienic, build your own home, building your own home, architect, architects, architecture, preference, preferences, priority, priorities, priority list, priority lists, spit bucket, spit buckets, spits, spitting, tobacco, chewing tobacco, dip, dips, dipping
Mr. Clean Enough
Tags:hygiene, hygienic, clean, cleaner, cleanliness, cleaning, chore, chores, household, household chores, housekeeping, house keeping, vacuum, vacuuming, hoover, hoovering, dusting, dust, dirt, grime, house, home, homes, good enough, reasonable, expectations, standard, standards, high standards, low standards, lower expectations, low expectations, high expectations, realistic, realistically
'He didn't wash his hands.'
Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,
Health and safety at work.
'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'
'Your computer was protected against viral but not bacterial infections.'
'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'
'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'
'Have you washed your hands?'
'I've changed my mind about becoming a doctor. . . you have to wash your hands too often!'
Employees must wash hands.
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'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'
Please wash hands before using hand sanitizer
'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'