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'Seven...Eight...Nine...WOO! Sucking up these flies! Ok, Mrs. Hurnley, lets get rid of that excess saliva of yours.'
'I don't share my toilet water. I don't know where your mouth has been.'
"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."
'I don't trust carry-out food. . . when you find a hair in my cooking, you don't hafta worry about where it came from!'
'Dude. Seriously? Tell me you didn't put your tongue on that thing.'
"Of course I'm worried. He never washes his hands."
Tags:ventriloquist, ventriloqists, ventriloquism, ventriloquism dummy, dummy, ventriloquist dummies, dummies, doctor, doctors, health check, check up, g.p., gp, gps, general check up, check ups, physician, physicians, general practitioner, general practitioners, washing, wash, wash, washes, hygiene, hygienic, unhygienic, unsanitary, sanitary, worry, disease, art, artists
"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, illness, ill, sick, sickness, disease, diseases, hazmat suit, hazmat suits, hazardous, dangerous, risky, report, reports, reporting, food poisoning, hygiene, unhygienic, food-borne illness, health inspector, health inspectors, health inspection, health inspections, decontamination suit, decontamination suits, hazardous materials suit, hazardous materials suits, public health, public health and safety, medical, medicine, centers for disease control and prevention, cdc, c.d.c., bad date, bad dates, date, dates, couple, couples
Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".
Tags:public washroom, public washrooms, public bathroom, public bathrooms, public toilet, public toilets, public restroom, public restrooms, public loo, public loos, washroom, washrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, ladies room, lady's room, women's room, public, unclean, gross, unhygienic, unsanitary, service, vending machine, vending machines, pad, pads, sanitary pad, sanitary pads, sanitary napkins, tampon, tampons, sanitary towel, sanitary towels, menstrual pad, menstrual pads, menstruation, menstrual cycle, menstrual cycles, period, periods, monthly cycle, month cycles, emergency, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene product, feminine hygiene products, woman, women
Nobody told James that the five second rule didn't apply in their line of work,
"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."
"Do you have any hand sanitizer."
Tags:barbarian, barbarians, barbarian horde, barbarian hordes, ransack, ransacked, sack, sack a city, pillage, pillages, warfare, battle, battles, plunder, plunders, castle, castles, burning castle, burning castles, dirty work, hygiene, hygienic, unhygienic, germs, hand sanitiser, hand sanitiser, wash, washing, clean, sanitiser, sanitizer, anachronism, anachronistic, clean freak, hygiene freak, hygiene conscious
"How would I rate on a scale of one to ten?"
"Plain, buttered, or Ramon?"
Tags:popcorn, popcorn machine, popcorn machines, movie theater, movie theatre, cinema, cinemas, plain, buttered, variety, varieties, flavor, flavors, flavoring, flavour, flavours, flavouring, candy, candies, candy stand, candy stands, hygiene, food hygiene, unhygienic, contaminate, contaminates, contaminated
THE DUMPLING BATHS OF SZECHWAN PROVINCE.
Tags:icies, freezie, freezies, beach, beaches, food cart, street vendor, street vendors, street food, ice cream, ice cream cart, ice cream carts, sludge, pollution, dirty water, food hygiene, food hygiene standards, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, summer vacation, summer vacations, cart, carts, unhygienic
'Your computer was protected against viral but not bacterial infections.'
Our Troubled Chowders
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, customer, customers, complaint, complaints, complaining, chowder, chowders, soup, seafood, pollution, water pollution, medical waste, syringe, syringes, waste, garbage, trash, rubbish, environment, environmental destruction, nature, environmental issues, water, ocean, sea, contaminated, food safety, unhygienic, unsanitary, modern life
'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'
'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'
'Have you washed your hands?'
Employees must wash hands.
Tags:hand, hands, employees must wash hands, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, sign, signs, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleanliness, employee, employees, hygiene, hygienic, unhygienic, condition, conditions, toilet, toilets, toilet break, toilet breaks, potty break, potty breaks, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, dismember, dismembers, dismembering, dismemberment, amputations, amputate, amputates, amputating, letter of the law
"I'm sorry I peed in the soup."
'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'
"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."
Tags:medieval, medieval period, medieval times, middle ages, primitive, primitiveness, uncivilized, uncivilised, business pitch, business pitches, oral hygiene, hygiene, unhygienic, dentist, dentists, dentistry, dental surgery, toothpaste, toothbrush, history of medicine, business plan, business plans, business strategy, business strategies