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'Seven...Eight...Nine...WOO! Sucking up these flies! Ok, Mrs. Hurnley, lets get rid of that excess saliva of yours.'
"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."
'I don't share my toilet water. I don't know where your mouth has been.'
'I don't trust carry-out food. . . when you find a hair in my cooking, you don't hafta worry about where it came from!'
'Dude. Seriously? Tell me you didn't put your tongue on that thing.'
"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"
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Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".
Tags:public washroom, public washrooms, public bathroom, public bathrooms, public toilet, public toilets, public restroom, public restrooms, public loo, public loos, washroom, washrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, ladies room, lady's room, women's room, public, unclean, gross, disgusting, unhygienic, unsanitary, service, vending machine, vending machines, pad, pads, sanitary pad, sanitary pads, sanitary napkin, sanitary napkins, tampon, tampons, sanitary towel, sanitary towels, menstrual pad, menstrual pads, menstruation, menstrual cycle, menstrual cycles, period, periods, monthly cycle, month cycles, emergency, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene product, feminine hygiene products, woman, women
Nobody told James that the five second rule didn't apply in their line of work,
"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."
"How would I rate on a scale of one to ten?"
"Plain, buttered, or Ramon?"
Tags:popcorn, popcorn machine, popcorn machines, movie theater, movie theatre, cinema, cinemas, plain, buttered, variety, varieties, flavor, flavors, flavoring, flavour, flavours, flavouring, candy, candies, candy stand, candy stands, hygiene, food hygiene, unhygienic, contaminate, contaminates, contaminated
THE DUMPLING BATHS OF SZECHWAN PROVINCE.
Tags:icies, freezie, freezies, beach, beaches, food cart, street vendor, street vendors, street food, ice cream, ice cream cart, ice cream carts, sludge, pollution, dirty water, food hygiene, food hygiene standards, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, summer vacation, summer vacations, cart, carts, unhygienic
'Your computer was protected against viral but not bacterial infections.'
'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'
Our Troubled Chowders
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, customer, customers, complaint, complaints, complaining, chowder, chowders, soup, seafood, pollution, water pollution, medical waste, syringe, syringes, waste, garbage, trash, rubbish, environment, environmental destruction, nature, environmental issues, water, ocean, sea, contaminated, food safety, unhygienic, unsanitary, modern life
'Have you washed your hands?'
'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'
Employees must wash hands.
Tags:hand, hands, employees must wash hands, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, sign, signs, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleanliness, employee, employees, hygiene, hygienic, unhygienic, condition, conditions, toilet, toilets, toilet break, toilet breaks, potty break, potty breaks, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, dismember, dismembers, dismembering, dismemberment, amputation, amputations, amputate, amputates, amputating, letter of the law
'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'
"Blood brothers? You mean mix our blood together? Haven't you heard of hepatitis? AIDS? Ebola?"
Please wash hands before using hand sanitizer
Shaking hands will transfer bacteria
"Excuse me, waiter? There's a hair in my soup."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, beard, beards, facial hair, hairy, long hair, hair, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints, customer, customers, soup, soups, hipster, hipsters, untidy, unkempt, unsanitary, unhygienic, food safety
Tags:hotdog, hotdogs, hotdog stand, hotdog stands, hotdog cart, hotdog carts, street food, hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog vendor, hot dog vendors, roadside, roadside food, roadside cart, roadside carts, roadkill, road kill, unhygienic, food hygiene, food hygiene standards, food hygiene rules, food safety, honesty, honest, transparent, transparency, roadkill food, road kill food, roadkill cuisine, road kill cuisine, road-ill, green issues, disgust, disgusted, disgusting