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'Something's come up that isn't covered in the security guard's handbook.'
'I noticed there was nothing in the employee handbook about snacks, naps, or pet's birthdays.'
"Who would have thought we should have included a chapter in the H&S handbook telling staff how to sharpen a pencil without skewering their heads."
Now, where was that chapter on stopping...
'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''
'She won't budge on the allowance, but she did present me an 800 page handbook detailing the perks.'
'Miss Hodges...can you get me the handbook on grocer misconduct.'
'It says here we don't have to report minor injuries.'
Dog reading '101 Hydrants'
Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house
'Section 9c - 'Kill yourself if this clock radio malfunctions' '
Large handbook for hand held PCs.
"How much clearer can it be, Fred? On page forty-one of the employee handbook, in black and white, it says: 'Never run with scissors!'"
"Tip No. 1 in this here book says...'Gang members can be identified by their colorful use of graffiti-style lettering.'"