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'It's okay, I'm wearing safety contact lenses.'
Health and Safety
'Sure, it's a great invention, but does it comply with all government guidelines?'
'Anyone that needs further proof can see Carl after the meeting.'
'Just put those safety awards on the table.'
'Today's safety topic is HELICOPTER SAFETY!'
"It's all 'Health and Safety' these days..."
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'I love being a building inspector.'
'McWit, OSHA doesn't require you to wear a hardhat when building a scale model.'
Office Safety - Slip/Trip Hazards.
"This accident report must be really old, unless he really was 'attacked by ye wilde boare' in the cold meats aisle."
'So, what's it like to lick a light socket, Mr. Safety?'
"I tell you there were NO toxic spills....I'd bet my left tentacle on it!"
"Who would have thought we should have included a chapter in the H&S handbook telling staff how to sharpen a pencil without skewering their heads."
"Protection from UV radiation is very important....but I think factor 50 suncream should be sufficient!"
So it's agreed then, we should move health and safety to the top of our agenda."
"I've finished the health and safety check. The office pencil has been blunted and locked in the safe and I've dampened the stationery to avoid paper cuts."
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"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."
"Just because it happened at the office Christmas party doesn't make it a 'work related accident'!"
Heath and Safety Minefield
"'Health and Safety', who'd have thought it could be so IMPORTANT?"
"Now THAT's what I call a papercut!"
"Very comprehensive Roger, but I think it might be a bit over zealous for preventing paper cuts!"
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"All potential health and safety worries should be recorded, but I'm not sure that the threat of us being invaded by Syrian sandworms and kidnapped for breeding purposes is very high!"
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"Since I told Colin about a few of the risks of working in an office environment he's refusing to come out from hiding in the filing cabinet."
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