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'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'
"I'm a great believer in keeping a clean desk, chief."
Wretched Filth/Wretched Filth with Disco Ball
'Dave, would you step out here for a moment? It's time to change your straw and hose down your cubicle.'
"I understand the house is a mess inside."
'You wouldn't be the first one I've had as a client.'
"You can't blame everything on the bossa nova."
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'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'
'And, for God's sake, tuck in your bacon.'
"Those are my books on tidying up."
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"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."
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"Hold it right there, young man. You're not leaving me with this mess to clean up all by myself."
"I've been interfacing with mud."
"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."
Desert Island Slob.
'We'll just blame it on the fish.'
'You think your son's is bad? You should see Jimmy's tomb. Clothes everywhere! Oh, Laura, it's not easy raising the dead.'
'Hey! Clean up after yourself...will ya!'
"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."
"Call me when you've learned how to have an adult relationship with your apartment."
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Buy a dog - the ideal pet for those too busy to mess up they homes themselves.
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Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.
'This closet needs digitized.'
'I'd invite you in but my box is a mess.'