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'It's okay, I'm wearing safety contact lenses.'
Health and Safety
'Sure, it's a great invention, but does it comply with all government guidelines?'
'Just put those safety awards on the table.'
'Anyone that needs further proof can see Carl after the meeting.'
'Today's safety topic is HELICOPTER SAFETY!'
'McWit, OSHA doesn't require you to wear a hardhat when building a scale model.'
Office Safety - Slip/Trip Hazards.
"This accident report must be really old, unless he really was 'attacked by ye wilde boare' in the cold meats aisle."
'So, what's it like to lick a light socket, Mr. Safety?'
"Can't you leave the health and safety at work!"
"Can ANYONE tell me the POINT of Health and Safety?"
"And what exactly made you decide you'd like a career in health and safety?"
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"He banged his head on the 'watch your head' sign when he was looking at the 'wet floor' warning."
"'Health and Safety', who'd have thought it could be so IMPORTANT?"
"So when did you interest in health and safety start?"
"Just because it DOESN'T say 'not to put your finger in a socket while standing in water' doesn't mean you should do it!"
"All potential health and safety worries should be recorded, but I'm not sure that the threat of us being invaded by Syrian sandworms and kidnapped for breeding purposes is very high!"
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"I knew we shouldn't have let Health and Safety run the self defence course!"
So it's agreed then, we should move health and safety to the top of our agenda."
"I've finished the health and safety check. The office pencil has been blunted and locked in the safe and I've dampened the stationery to avoid paper cuts."
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"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."
"I tell you there were NO toxic spills....I'd bet my left tentacle on it!"
"Protection from UV radiation is very important....but I think factor 50 suncream should be sufficient!"
Heath and Safety Minefield