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'It's amazing, you've been here 8 hours and haven't set off the motion detector I set up in your work area.'
'Accounting has calculated how much we've paid you compared to how much work you've done. You owe the company $53, 972.'
"I'm saving all my work till they force me to do it."
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'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'
"He has none of the seven habits of highly effective people."
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'Wake up James, we're here'
'How was my vacation ... why ... is it over?'
'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'
"Actually, I'm not as late as usual, Mr. Davis...so technically I'm early!"
'Nederly doesn't even pretend to work here anymore.'
'I noticed there was nothing in the employee handbook about snacks, naps, or pet's birthdays.'
'Nothing important. Just missing another deadline.'
'I like to take one day at a time.' - 'Trouble is you're three weeks behind.'
'How long have you been working here?' - 'Ever since the boss threatened to fire me.'
"I'm always suspicious of empty wastebaskets."
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'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'
"Aren't you supposed to be doing research on why employees good off?"
'It's called lateral thinking.'
"We stir the brew all morning, Marissa comes in whenever..."
Tags:witch, witches, coworker, coworkers, work, workplace, talking trash, trash talk, talking smack, smack talk, gossip, gossiping, women, woman, girl, girls, girl talk, office, offices, office drama, cauldron, potion, potions, lazy, lazy employee, lazy employees, lazy coworker, lazy coworkers, pulling your own weight, slacker, skive, skiving, procrastinator, procrastinators, procrastination
"Talk about push, intrusive management! Yesterday the boss asked me what I actually do here!"
Office talk: 'I deal with stress management the easy way, I let management get stressed while I take it easy!'
'Is there any chance you could postpone your vacation - until your vacation?
Trevor's new name for his lazer business was widely embraced by his staff.
"Actually, he's a very productive member of the company...once his coffee kicks in."
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"He's the head of our company's energy conservation department."
Tags:lazy, laziness, lazy employee, lazy employees, lazy worker, lazy workers, work ethic, work ethics, workload, workloads, work load, work loads, energy conservation, green politics, green policy, energy policy, energy policies, nap, naps, napping, snooze, snoozing, snoozes, snoozed, napper, nappers, green office, environment