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A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.
"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."
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'I'm down to one cup of coffee a day.'
Have you been naughty or nice?
"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"
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Today we learned to count to one.
Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111
'The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.'
'Just remember, without me, you're nothing!'
Toilet door. Table for one!
'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'
Quieting Dissent: Method #5
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'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'
The one that got away / A fisherman looses a catch which happens to be the number 1
'I can see it's going to be one of those days — my doughnut just rolled down the mountain.'
'By the time the stone had killed the two others, it had only enough force to knock me out...'
'I believe you were first.'
'That's it, one trick, that's all you can do?'
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"Don't complain about being too old to learn new tricks! Me, I've only ever been a one-trick pony..."
"'Prison'? - I was hoping you'd just rate me on a scale of one to ten."
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"But if I become one with the Universe, won't I get BLAMED for everything?"
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