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An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.
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"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."
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"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."
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"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."
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"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."
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The gang at Chilson Engineering was committed to saving money...
"I'm in way over my head"
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"It'll be more than just a space achievement, Larry. It'll be a symbol to the world of our abundant way of life."
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Dean liked to pill this stunt whenever he had a new partner.
'My grandfather always used to say 'Son, if it ain't dysfunctional, don't attempt preemptive maintenance intervention on it.' Or something like that.'
"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."
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When Engineers Crack.
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'Just a little heads-up, Frank: Most Earthlings refer to what you and I are doing as 'breaking up,' not 'reverse-engineering our relationship.'
"Try blowing on it."
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At the 'Northwest Institute of Aeronautical Engineering 2008 Graduation'.
'I'd say you're looking at about $1,700.'
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"Still won't start?"
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'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'
"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"
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The birth of ergonometics.
'I don't see this as a major set-back. We just need to work a few more bugs into it!'
As the tensions of the cold war eased, the threat of total nuclear annihilation was no longer taken seriously...
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Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.