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A boy lies on his bed surrounded by posters advertising performance enhancing drugs.
"Something's just not right – our air is clean, our water is pure, we all get plenty of exercise, everything we eat is organic and free-range, and yet nobody lives past thirty."
'Maybe we shouldn't have kicked all our bad habits.'
"To the fact that martinis have no cholesterol, gluten, or GMOs...."
'Our reputation for longevity is based on several factors: hard work, simple food, lack of stress and the inability to count correctly.'
'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'