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"If you're so enlightened, how come you can't lick that slice?"
"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."
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"Yeah, but 20,000 people liked mine."
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"The afternoon off?? - it's only a papercut...!"
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'What's that slice of lemon doing in there?'
'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'
"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."
'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'
'Medical science can't cure a slice.'
'I didn't say you're getting old, Cap'n - I just asked if you need glasses!'
"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"
Pizza By The Slice
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'Do you find the roast to have a faint 'woody' taste?' 'Could be, I couldn't find the carving knife so I used my band saw... cuts like butter.'
The Gurdleys always reveled in Uncle Howie's holiday tradition of slicing the meat while juggling the carving knife, turkey and gravy.
"I want a bigger slice."
'Mind if I cut in?'
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"Not sure why you want to work on your slice, it looks fine to me."
'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'
For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,
Chris felt that, with diligence, he could teach Jack to hit a 1-iron by 11 months.
'It's commendable that you only ate one slice of pizza, but when you're only cutting it in half...'
Various snacks and drinks
'Careful mom. You can get a paper cut from those things.'
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Don Quixote attacks a windmill.
'You want a piece of me?'