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The bitter sweet meeting of perception and reality: 'Yay! I'm saved!!'
'I think we should both write our wills, just in case anything happens.'
Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign
Tags:nixon, elect, election, elections, time, time passing, passing, shipwrecked, shipwreck, priority, priorities, prioritise, prioritize, marooned, maroon, maroons, castaway, ship wreck, ship wrecked, politics, american politics, american, america, united states, politicians, political figure, political figures, government, reference, history, modern history, modern life, behind the times, sign, signs, support, supporter, supports, supporting, signage
Desert Island Game
Tags:maroon, marooned, at sea, lost at sea, desert, desert island, island, islands, stereotype, visual gag, game, games, arcade, arcades, arcade game, arcade games, whack, mole, whack a, mallet, hammer, castaway, castaways, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, entertained, entertainment, fun and games, classic game, classic games
Spam email is everywhere.
Tags:email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, emailing, e-mailing, spam, spam email, spam mail, junk email, junk emails, junk, frustration, frustrating, frustrated, castaway, castaways, lost, marooned, maroon, desert island, island, stranded, message, messaging, messages, messaged, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'
'I must say, you've been a loyal customer base.'
Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??
I wish they'd quit sending my financial statements."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaways, castaways, maroon, marooned, strand, stranded, abandon, abandoned, bill, bills, bank statement, bank statements, financial statement, financial statements, debt, debts, in debt, overdraft, overdrafts, overdraw, overdrawn, pointless, pointlessness, futile, mail, post, letter, letters, bankrupt, bankruptcy
"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, abandon, abandoned, marooned, maroon, limited options, fish, fishes, life questions, favourite food, favourite foods, favorite food, favorite foods, seafood, dining, strand, stranded, diet, eat, eating, eat habits, dieting, isolate, isolated, blind, blindness, unaware
Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.
"Will you quit listening to your ten all-time favorite albums and help me find some food!"
Tags:desert, desert island, island, maroon, marooned, shipwreck, shipwrecked, ship wreck, ship wrecked, trap, trapped, music, musical, musician, music lover, discs, disks, disc, discs, desert island discs, favorite, favourite, favorites, favourites, pop, pop culture, culture, cultural, stranded, survival, survive, radio, radio programmes, radio programme, radio programs, radio program
"I have an extra tall coconut for Randy? Randy? Anyone? Randy?"
Tags:barista, barrista, barristas, baristas, coffees, coffee, coconut, coconuts, castaways, desert island, desert islands, shop, shops, retail outlet, retail outlets, marooned, maroon, shipwrecked, island, castaway, customer service, lonely, customer, customers, business, employee, employees, obvious, pay attention, paying attention, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffee bar, coffee bars
'Don't worry. I'm a church pastor. First little problem, and they'll find me.'
Desert Island Dinners
"A shirt like that should be dry-cleaned only."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, marooned, maroon, stranded, abandoned, abandon, abandonment, castaway, castaways, shirt, shirts, fashions, mens fashion, men's fashion, clothes wash, laundry, house hold chore, household chores, dry clean, dry cleaning, dry-clean, dry-cleaning, dry clean only, dry-clean only, expensive clothes, expensive clothing, priorities, priority, prioritising, prioritise, prioritizing, prioritize, wrong priorities, bad priorities
'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'
Tags:marooned, maroon, desert, deserts, thirsty, thirst, dying, dies, die, dead, died, dying of thirst, water cooler, office worker, office workers, slacking, slacker, slack, slacks, boss, work, worker, workers, working, missing the point, blame, blaming, blames, blamed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Another desert island cartoon clipping from my uncle."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, desert island cartoon, desert island cartoons, stranded, abandoned, abandon, marooned, maroon, irony, ironic, satire, satirical, hypocrite, hypocrisy, hypocritical, castaway, castaways, cast-away, cast-aways, island, islands, message in a bottle, messages in bottles, newspaper, newspapers, newspaper cartoon, newspaper cartoon, newspaper clipping, newspaper clippings, clipping, clippings, press, press clippings, press clipping, useless, repetition, repetitive, pointless, hopeless, monotony, monotonous, futile, unimaginative, derivative, derive, uncreative, uncles, uncle, nephew, nephews, family, families, relative, relatives
"Would it kill you to compost?"
Tags:deserted island, deserted islands, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, marooned, maroon, stranded, compost, composting, waste, trash, ecological, ecologist, environment, environmental, environmentalist, tree hugger, tree huggers, environmentalism, gardening, gardener, recycle, recycling, eco-friendly, question, questions, fight, fights, conflict, conflicts, frustration, frustrated, stress, stressed, stressed out, coconut, coconuts, food waste, waste
WiFi on deserted island
Two Englishmen Who Were Never Formally Introduced.
Stranded Man Tries To Win Boat Back
Tags:romance, romantic, romantically, romanticism, breakup, breakups, break-up, broken up, break-ups, break up, break ups, castaway, maroon, marooned, deserted, deserter, desert island, stranded, strand, stranding, escape, escaped, modern romance, modern love, modern life, modern world, outside the window, outside, outside my window, ship, ships, boat, boats, steamer, steamers, escape, escapes, desperate, desperation
'So, how should we play this - capitalism or socialism?'
"Are you talking to me?"
Tags:talk, talking, interrupt, interrupted, listening, listening skill, listening skills, social, social skills, socially skilled, alone, one to one, conversation, conversations, conversational skill, conversational skills, ship wreck, shipwreck, ship wrecked, shipwrecked, you talking to me, maroon, marooned, maroons, desert island, island, cliche, cliches, deserted, bad listener, bad listening
'Have you ever noticed how similar the words maroon and moron are?'