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Mars Rover's wheels stolen.
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A clean Earth is an Earth worth invading.
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"Tell me more about the years you spent in formaldehyde at Area 51."
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How life on Earth really got its start.
"My insurance doesn't cover any of this."
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"On my home planet, I was a deity."
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"Of course, there's always Planet Earth."
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"Didn't expect us to be drunk and stupid, did you?"
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"I had a touch of the flu last February, and that funny ache in my thumb still flares up when it's damp, but, thanks to the diet and exercise program you recommended, I feel better all around since the last abduction."
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'Sir, I think the cost may be somewhat higher than the quote I gave you, over the phone.'
"One small step for a znargh—a giant stride for znarghkind!"
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"So, how do you like cappuccino?"
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"I refuse to invade another planet in matching outfits."
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'Run! They're from the Mother Ship.'
"Ywhubenqmfpki, Y-W-H-U-B-E-N-Q-M-F-P-K-I, ywhubenqmfpki."
Tags:science fiction, sci fi, scifi, sci-fi, alien, aliens, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, extra-terrestrial, extra-terrestrials, spelling, spelling bee, spelling bees, spell, spells, letter, letters, word, words, parody, parodies, school, schools, competition, competitions, language, languages
'Take me to your least insane leader...'
"You're a demanding little chap. The nearest telephone is in the next century."
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'And tonight our pundits will be debating the issue, 'do extra terrestrials exist?'
"Another decade or so, and it'll be warm enough for us."
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"Wait a minute. Isn't that the same guy we abducted last year, but had to return because he drove us absolutely nuts?"
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'I propose a new destination. There's a planet on the far side of Alpha Centauri that I like.'
'I'm afraid you boys are at the wrong place. You need to go across the road over there.'
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"No, no. I believe it's real. I just don't understand why they would travel a million light years at the speed of light, just to get here and fly five miles an hour in a weird pattern."
"And the catch of the day is a guy named Fred."
'I said to stop and ask for directions light years ago, but noooo!'
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