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"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."
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'Mapquest shows where we are. So what?'
'I see lot's of water...'
Flotsam and Jetson
"So where's the desert?"
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Castaway can't remembers how to write S.O.S.
I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.
"We're pre-approved for a credit card."
Desert Island Help Me
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'We've been stranded on this island for the last 20 years, so taking another hour to finish our chess game won't matter.'
"Sorry, Steve, but Brad and I have voted you off the island."
'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'
"Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up ..."
Wi-fi detected on desert island
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Unsinkabull: 'Full speed ahead number one! Ice is merely frozen water...This ship can handle what is, after all, nothing more than a glorified ice cube.'
'I hate these cliche situations!'
"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."
'Wait a minute! Now that those castaways have internet, they don't want to be rescued!'
Umbrella as a defence against falling coconuts.
'I miss technology.'
'You may have already won...more to come.'
Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.
'I marooned myself here to break my Blackberry addiction.'